The 2019 Chocket Awards

In this 2019 Chocket Awards show Camille and Dante discuss their favorite series from the past year including The Bodyguard and Victoria, some of the Worst Movies from the past year like Widows and Happytime Murders, an in depth discussion about the best worst movie ever made I'll Be Homeless For Christmas, the best documentary of the year like The Rachel Divide and Salt Fat Acid Heat, Camille raves about The Royal Wedding, the Best Movies of 2018 like Sorry To Bother You, Ash is Purest White, and Blindspotting. They also discuss the concept of Afrobubblegum, and the Horror Noire documentary. Click here to download this and previous episodes.

The 2018 Chocket Awards

It is time once again for the Chocket Awards! This is our version of the Oscar's but without all the bullshit. Our categories include Best Talkie, Best Action, Best Looking, Best Poster, Best Music, Best Moment, Out of the Rabbit Hole, Down the Rabbit Hole, and Best Acting. This year Camille included some extra bonus questions/categories for Dante which gave him the meat sweats. Click here to download this episode and click here to check out previous ones.

Camille's TV/movie reviews are available at Screen In My Drug.

Dante's TV/movie reviews are available at Dante Rants.

Facts Of Law

Once again while talking last night Camille and I (Dante) somehow got into a topic about crime scenes. Oh, it was while discussing the series Law & Order. Then we made up a terrible scenario and this is what I came up with. There was also talk of mixing the Facts Of Life theme with Law & Order's theme but I couldn't find an acapella of it so I sang it as Leonard Cohen in the tone of The Soprano's for no reason.

 

The Thick Black Line

Can't quite remember how this started which seems to be a running theme in posts and stories involving me (Dante) and Camille. The Thick Black Line is about people with dirty nails. Nails so dirty you aren't quite sure how they got that way and there seems to be no explanation. I decided to do a trailer for it as well with some direct quotes from Camille. One is called The Thin Black Line because I make mistakes. Enjoy!

2017 Chocket Awards Video

This is the video version of the 2017 Chocket Awards.