Facts Of Law

Once again while talking last night Camille and I (Dante) somehow got into a topic about crime scenes. Oh, it was while discussing the series Law & Order. Then we made up a terrible scenario and this is what I came up with. There was also talk of mixing the Facts Of Life theme with Law & Order's theme but I couldn't find an acapella of it so I sang it as Leonard Cohen in the tone of The Soprano's for no reason.

 

The Thick Black Line

Can't quite remember how this started which seems to be a running theme in posts and stories involving me (Dante) and Camille. The Thick Black Line is about people with dirty nails. Nails so dirty you aren't quite sure how they got that way and there seems to be no explanation. I decided to do a trailer for it as well with some direct quotes from Camille. One is called The Thin Black Line because I make mistakes. Enjoy!

2017 Chocket Awards Video

This is the video version of the 2017 Chocket Awards.

2017 Chocket Awards

Dante and Camille have returned for the 2017 Chocket Awards! They cover categories like Best Talkie, Best Acting, Best Moment, Best Music, Down The Rabbit Hole, and more. A video version will be available soon. Thanks for listening!

"Another Day Of Hurt" (parody video)

Okay, so here's what happened. I, Dante, was talking to Camille earlier and she said she heard the R.E.M song "Everybody Hurts" and could not stop singing it and the idea came to mix it with the very happy song "Another Day Of Sun" from the movie La La Land. Next thing you know this nonsense happened and I am happy about it. In case you don't know the movie starts off in a traffic jam that breaks out into a glorious song.