"The Nothing" by Camille

Back in 1993 Camille wrote a series of short stories. Really short stories. She found them and while reading them I said "I have to draw these!" So I did. This is the first of them. Enjoy!

What's Your Favorite Color?

Camille: Have we ever talked about colors? What's your favorite color?

Dante: My favorite color is and has always been red. Which is weird because I don't own many red things. A couple shirts. A couple jackets. I tend to wear darker colors. I think its still ingrained in my head to not wear it because of gangs and such. But red rules. Like Raphael from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He wore red. And anyone that has been around me more than two minutes knows my thing about red draws on a chick. What's your favorite color?

Wanna Go For A Ride?

Police Tuesday were looking for a man who was naked as he followed a woman in his car from a bus stop in Van Nuys.


The man has followed several women in a silver 4-door compact vehicle, the Los Angeles Police Department said.


"At least one victim noticed the suspect was actually nude in the vehicle," the LAPD said in a crime advisory.


The man is described as white and about 30 to 35. He is 6-feet tall and has brown hair and brown eyes, police said.

Standoff With Your Pants Off

LOS ANGELES — A suspect in an auto theft has been arrested after a bizarre five-hour standoff on the rooftops of a Los Angeles neighborhood.


Police SWAT members climbed the roof of a home and peppered the man with bean-bag ammunition shortly after 1 p.m. Thursday. Officer Karen Rayner says that convinced the man to scramble over to a truck-mounted ramp and he was lowered to the ground and handcuffed.


Officer Bruce Borihanh says police began following a reportedly stolen car shortly before 8 a.m. but after a short chase, the driver stopped, ran off and climbed onto a roof in the Westwood area near the University of California, Los Angeles.

¿Dónde Esta La Best Actress?

Best Actress of 2012...?

From what I gathered from watching The Help all it takes to get a nomination for the Oscar’s is pie. Chocolate pie specifically. Now, I know that this site isn’t about movie reviews. I do that over on Dante Rants. But Camille and I watched a couple of movies that people have been raving about and I must say, we’re disappointed.

Shitting in pies makes people happy.

Camille has read The Help and listened to the audio book. so she knew the story going in. I thought it was about two girls raised together by these servants but one of them grew up to be a totally racist bitch. That was not the case and I’m not gonna explain what the movie is about. Needless to say Black people got fucked over.