The 2026 Chocket Awards

“This [One Battle After Another] is a movie for white people that hate white people.” - Dante

“It's [Hulu] like the OKCupid algorithm.” - Cam

Oh no The Chocket Awards are back!!! It has been years since we have recorded one and with that being said we switching up the format! We start by discussing why people are not going to theaters anymore, streaming, who we think will win Best Picture and what we think should win, Dante's hatred of One Battle After Another, Best Actor In A Leading Role, Best Actress, Supporting Role Actor and then Actress. Talk of who should have been nominated, algorithm complaints, shows or movies we want more people talking about, noteworthy documentaries, and what podcasts we are listening to. Visual version will be available later this week.

The 2021 Chocket Awards Video

Here are the 2021 Chocket Awards playlist. Just click here to check them all out. I had fun putting these together and have them in clips based on categories. 

The 2021 Chocket Awards

We back! It is time once again to stop the yearly tradition of saying "How did that win an Oscar?!" or "I haven't even heard of that!" and welcome The Chocket Awards! Cam and Dante discuss categories such as Best Action, Best Documentary, Best TV Show, Down The Rabbit Hole and so much more! Video version will be available soon!

2020 Chocket Awards

It is once again that time of year! It is time for The Chocket Awards! What is a Chocket? It's a chicken rocket, dummy. It is given to what Camille and Dante consider the best Talkie, Best Action Movie, Best TV Show, Best Looking, Best Poster, Best Music, Best Documentary, Best Moment, Out of the Rabbit Hole, Down the Rabbit Hole, and Best Acting. This is the audio version of the show with a visual version coming maybe next week featuring stills and video from the movies we discuss. Enjoy and share it with your friends!

Click here to check out Camille's movie/TV reviews.

Click here for Dante's movie/TV reviews.

The 2019 Chocket Awards

In this 2019 Chocket Awards show Camille and Dante discuss their favorite series from the past year including The Bodyguard and Victoria, some of the Worst Movies from the past year like Widows and Happytime Murders, an in depth discussion about the best worst movie ever made I'll Be Homeless For Christmas, the best documentary of the year like The Rachel Divide and Salt Fat Acid Heat, Camille raves about The Royal Wedding, the Best Movies of 2018 like Sorry To Bother You, Ash is Purest White, and Blindspotting. They also discuss the concept of Afrobubblegum, and the Horror Noire documentary. Click here to download this and previous episodes.

The 2018 Chocket Awards

It is time once again for the Chocket Awards! This is our version of the Oscar's but without all the bullshit. Our categories include Best Talkie, Best Action, Best Looking, Best Poster, Best Music, Best Moment, Out of the Rabbit Hole, Down the Rabbit Hole, and Best Acting. This year Camille included some extra bonus questions/categories for Dante which gave him the meat sweats. Click here to download this episode and click here to check out previous ones.

Camille's TV/movie reviews are available at Screen In My Drug.

Dante's TV/movie reviews are available at Dante Rants.

2017 Chocket Awards Video

This is the video version of the 2017 Chocket Awards.

2017 Chocket Awards

Dante and Camille have returned for the 2017 Chocket Awards! They cover categories like Best Talkie, Best Acting, Best Moment, Best Music, Down The Rabbit Hole, and more. A video version will be available soon. Thanks for listening!

2016 Chocket Awards Video

Thank you for checking out Camille and Dante's 2016 Chocket Awards video version. This has taken a long time to edit and a lot of work was put in so thank you again for watching.



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2016 Chocket Awards

Another year, another set of movies. Who won? Who got snubbed?! Who cares?! We do. Dante and Camille present The Chocket Awards. They present the awards that they believe matter such as Best Music, Best Look/Style, Best Scene, Down The Drain (bad thing), Down The Rabbit Hole (good thing), Best Supporting Acting, Best Acting, and Best Movie. Click here to download the audio version. A special video edition will be up shortly.

Rockets & Chicken Present The Chocket Awards

You can keep your stinking Academy Awards! Camille and Dante present to you The Chocket Awards! 

Picking only the categories that matter they rank Best Music. Best Look/Style. Best Scene. Down The Drain (bad thing). Down The Rabbit Hole (good thing). Best Supporting Acting. Best Acting. An of course, Best Movie. You can watch it down below or if you prefer the audio version click here. Have all the fun and let us know what you think!

Oscaring Time Best Actress & Best Supporting Actor

Camille: We can watch The Iron Lady and The Help. I know you don't want to see them, but I just might put one or the other on while you're not looking and make you watch it!

Looks like Viola is going to take the Best Actress, if the SAG Awards are any predictor. And, well, there's not much else to talk about.

Gee, 2011 was a really bad year for actresses. All the really good movies were male dominated. Not that that's a bad thing. I can't even think of any actress who was forgotten or left behind by the Academy. Can you?

Oscaring Time Best Picture & Best Actor

Best Picture


Camille: Okay. I know they already made the official announcements, but it doesn't start for me until I get my EW, which came in the mail on Friday. Let the Oscaring begin! I just got my Entertainment Weekly Oscar Viewer's Guide and there is so much to be not pleased about.

First of all we can totally cut down the total best pic nods by now. I know it must've sounded like a good idea at one point, but there's a lot of filler in there e.g. Hugo, War Horse and Tree of Life. In fact, let me go ahead and get my min-rant about Tree of Life in here.