Thursday, February 23, 2012

Wanna Go For A Ride?

Police Tuesday were looking for a man who was naked as he followed a woman in his car from a bus stop in Van Nuys.

The man has followed several women in a silver 4-door compact vehicle, the Los Angeles Police Department said.

"At least one victim noticed the suspect was actually nude in the vehicle," the LAPD said in a crime advisory.

The man is described as white and about 30 to 35. He is 6-feet tall and has brown hair and brown eyes, police said.

Dante: What has this world come to where a man cant drive around butt booty ass naked and show women what he has to offer? Animals have been doing it since history began. But seriously, this is some honked up business. I've left the house with no draws on and felt vulnerable. Why get in a vehicle and do this. Fucking Van Nuys, man.

Camille: "Animals have been doing this since history began." I had this 10 second film play out in my brain: A naked cheetah pulls up to a lioness in a beat up, mud splattered pick-up and growls seductively doing a lounge singer head bob!

Like this but sexier.
I already make it a point to avoid the valley, so nothing is going to change since butt-naked-in-the-car man has been found out. C'mon. You know he's been doing this for a while, but people don't notice because its blazing like hell in the valley so a guy driving with no shirt on is not exhibiting suspicious behavior. Eyes just didn't venture downward!

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